XY Chromosome: Wifey Material
Having some reservation about whether to pursue this girl or not? On the fence about whether she's the one? Well our goodfellas at justdontwifeher.com are here to save your day because they have come out with a test to help you decide whether you should wife her, or kick her to the curb...... Ready???1. She walks out the house dressed head to toe, but her kids look like Buckwheat from little Rascals.
2. She is always wearing her friends clothes.
3. The only thing that makes her happy is a bag of weed and some alcoholic drink.
4. She has more than 2 baby daddies.
5. You go to her house and see the bathtub dirty and visit the next day and its STILL dirty. WTF?
6. She only feeds her kids fast food and never has time to cook but has time for the club EVERY weekend.
7. She has babies by non-black men for the "good hair".
8. She lives with her mom who lives with granny in a two bedroom apartment. Not a husband in sight.
9. She claims a crackhead's kid on her taxes for a larger refund.
10. She gets all her furniture from ‘Rent-a-Center' then moves to a new address without telling them.
11. She chirps on a boost mobile phone
12. Chic does her Christmas shopping at the 99 Cents Store.
13. Her cell #changes bi-weekly.
14. She has sex just to get her hair and nails done.
15. They got her picture up on JustDontWifeHer.com
16. She's out in public in pajama pants and a scarf/bonnet on her head you'd usually wear to bed,
17. Sells a portion of her food stamps in order to afford the latest Louis Vuitton Knockoff bag.
18. Her acrylic nails are always black or brown underneath.
19. She buys all of her "Brand Name" Clothing From The Flea Market
20. SHE'S OFFENDED BY ALL OF THE #'S ABOVE!
5 comments:
This list needs to be posted in every hood in America... problem is its too late for a lot of guys out here!
Oh and btw, Paula is gorgeous!
Indeed.
i'm pretty sure paula is what Eve (from the Bible) looked like.
nice post. thanks.
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